Ole's Dog Plays Cards?
Ole had a dog that learned how to play cards.
His friend, Lars, commented on how remarkable that was.
“Vell, I don't know about dat,” said Ole. ”Every time he gets a good hand, he vags his tail.”
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Lena Goes to the Dr
Lena went to her doctor for a physical exam. After checking her over and giving some tests, The doctor said, “ Lena , I guess you just have to realize you're not getting any younger.”
”I don't vant to get any YOUNGER,” retorted Lena . “I just vant you to fix me up so I get OLDER!”